1.There was a blonde driving down the road one day.
She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde
sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing,
with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her
car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you
think you're doing? It's things like this that give us
blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out
there and kick your butt!
2.Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting
the Pepsi bottle cap back on?
A: Because it said, ''Sorry, try again.
3. Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she
finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years.
4. What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted
5. Q: What's worse than a redhead and a brunette trying
to build a house underwater?
A: A blonde trying to set fire to it.
6.What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!
7. What did the blonde say when she saw a box Cheerios?
"Neato...Doughnut seeds."
